Thursday, October 12, 2006
Woohooooooooo!!!Today is like....such a great day~~~you know,like,why???Lemme tell you!!Today is like~~~BAND PROMOTION DAY!!!I'm like,soooo excited!!
NOT.
In fact, I didn't even attend the f#@^^#(!##^*@&!# shit thing.It's all bull i tell ya.Really.Look...this whole thing began.....with a call. On Sunday night*eerie music begins to play in background....* We were out having late night dinner....chicken rice...goooood.....AND THEN!!!!!!My newly purchased totally cool-looking best thing in the world beloved dear camera-equipped Samsung branded handphone VIBRATED!!!!!!!GAH!!*combined gasps from the audience* With trembling chicken rice stained hands I reached for the phone. I flipped it open and was greeted by my beautiful totally cool wallpaper of One Piece in Arabasta. I pressed that little green icon thingie and pressed the phone to my ear. Silence. All eyes were on me... And then I said..."hello...?" AND I WAS GREETED BY A FAMILLIARALLY DISGUSTING VOICE IN A CHAIN OF THE BEST SINGLISH AROUND!!!!!!ARGHJHHJGJFGDRDS!!!!!*audience screams*
*in nasal-like voice* "Hello ar? May I speak to ah, Choy namms??(and like, who else can be picking up CHOY NAM'S handphone, hmmm?)This is Ms Ng here hor*combined gasps from audience again* I hope you dun mind I'm calling dis late hor.(Oh nononono,10.15 p.m is absolutely early,no, really.)." I'm like....prevented from finishing my meal. The hole-faced teacher who only has two different variations of clothing plunges into a quick fast explaination of why she called, in Singlish, of course.
She went like this: "Yeah, so now I calling you just to inform you h0r, you know about the promotion day rite? On Friday the 13 that one(like, is there any other promo day? There can't be two in ONE year right?) Yeah, just to inform you, me and the leaders(those f*^!#*@^#*@^#ing leaders) have decided you will still remain a coparel, coz of you attendence lah(which I got above 75%...hello~~it meets standards already!) But dun be too upset, there are a few(a FEW, thanks for rubbing it in) in YOUR lot, like the sec 4A lah(they are, like, N/A, They still have 1 year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HELLO~~~~~I'm GRADUATING YOU ^!@#&^!@%#&!%#*!!) so dun feel too embarrassed. I hope you'll come for the promotion day lah, lots of fun. Dun worry, you're not the only one." I was totally disgusted by her bad english, and everything she said!!!!In my head I was thinking mllions of sarcastic remarks to spit in her face....like "HELLO YOU LITTLE PRICK OF A WOMAN!!!!WHAT'S THE POINT OF GOING FOR A PROMOTION CEREMONY WHEN YOU'RE NOT, i repeat, NOT PROMOTED!?????HUHHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH!???????"
What pissed me more was that I was given coperal rank even when I was a leader!!!I think I'm the only one in Sec 4 express getting coparel!!!C'mon, even normal enough members who aren't even section leaders got sergeant(Q:Like...me? Yes,QQ,you lucky pokemon, you) In other uniform groups, their ranks follow their years, like, in Sec 1 you're a recruit, 2 you're leutenant, 3 coperal, then finally, 4, SEARGANT!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRR!!!
And she was actually voted as BEST CARING TEACHER!???Oh please, I know more people who despise her than like her. Where'd all those votes come from? Huh, must be shitty band members(well, most of them are)
Oh poo, no wonder today's Friday the 13th.
MS NG SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WAHAHAHAHA!!
That must be why her name Janice....sounds like Janitor???Coz she stinks?lol...ah well.....
*PFFFFT*
Mission Completed At 11:19 PM
